President Trump is thought to be disturbed by reports that be does not consult with prior presidents. This is absolutely FALSE. Trump channels on a daily basis with every president ever elected starting with Washington up to Reagan.
During a seance last night, Presidents Lincoln and Trump got into a major dispute as to who is getting the worse treatment by the news. President Trump’s Ouija board determined that he is getting the worse treatment. This was confirmed by Dr. Carson’s Ouija board with Attorney General Barr at the helm, making the moves.
Alice has uncovered the theory behind Trump’s governmental philosophy. Brilliantly conceived and appropriately named: The Lowest Common DenominatorTheory. This theory holds that if there are more than one possible answer to a philosophical or environmental situation, a major pandemic or war…. the BEST and most PERFECT approach is to get as many answers from asContinue reading “Trump’s Governmental Philosophy”
Alice reports that Tin Man has been recruited as a lobbyist for the weak, hungry, repressed and historically segregated. A pick that required years of research into how to affect the empathy-impaired. It was felt that this pick could be easily identified with by the Trump Immigration Team. The fact that he has no heartContinue reading “Heartless: Major Factor”
Alice reports that Dr. Carson is vetting Scarecrow to make sure there are no remnants of a brain in his head. Once a thorough vetting is complete and Dr. Carson is convinced no brain particles remain, President Trump will have a ready candidate for the next vacancy. The beauty of this vetting is… he willContinue reading “The Vetting is Complete”
When President Trump revealed that he knew what was wrong with Kim Jun and was the only one who knew, he wasn’t joking. He also wasn’t joking, as many people thought, when he revealed that Kim was sending him beautiful love letters. The MOST beautiful love letters in the world! This was not taken literallyContinue reading “The Best Sex Ever”
President Trump has put together a special investigation unit headed by Attorney General Barr to investigate Joe Biden sexual encounters – many said to have taken place when Biden was alone.
It is reported that Dr. Oz has been charged by President Trump to put together a panel of the best para-psychics, medicine men and astrologists. It is rumored that he has traveled deep into the rain forest of the Amazon to track down some of the most powerful medicine men in the world. The astrologistContinue reading “Perfectly Paranormal”
It is reported that President Trump is looking for another very personal lawyer to replace Giuliani after Giuliani replaced Cohen and Cohen replaced the prior Trump personal lawyer, who is now serving 10 years in federal prison after several well-known, partially-known and unknown lawyers turned down the job. He has gone to the Bar Association’sContinue reading “Seeking Representation”
During a seance at the White House, it is reported that a serious dispute took place between Dr. Carson and Dr. Oz as to who’s Ouija board to use. Fortunately, Middle East peacemaker Jared Kushner was there to intervene and settle the dispute. He had a brilliant plan to settle the matter by splitting theContinue reading “The Wisdom of Jared”