When President Trump revealed that he knew what was wrong with Kim Jun and was the only one who knew, he wasn’t joking. He also wasn’t joking, as many people thought, when he revealed that Kim was sending him beautiful love letters. The MOST beautiful love letters in the world! This was not taken literally by most people, however, the two were actually having a torrid affair. The two were said to have had what they believed to be the best sex ever. No one knows for sure why Trump decided to break off the affair but Kim was devastated and stayed in his room for weeks… moping and building bombs … threatening suicide. Trump called in Dr. Phil who saved Kim and probably the world! Thanks to Trump’s quick thinking and action and a special thanks to Dr. Phil, the next Secretary of Mental Health.